Sunday, June 19, 2011

How do I become Harry Potter?

Hye yew gaiz! So lyke, I juz read diz really really kewl book about
diz really really kewl boi who getz to attend a really really magical
skool and wave a wand around to do really really kewl stuff and make
thingz fly and stuff lyke dat. All he does is stir potions and annoy
teachers and beat a bad guy up so he looks like a BAMF at the end of
the day. Dat's kewl, like, fo' realz. He even scores a hot chik along
the way, despite looking nerdy and weird. I wanna be lyke Harry Potter
too, except I'd like to meet a really really kewl boi instead of a
gurl because I'm a gurl. I wear glasses and have messy hair too, so I
think I have potential. Perhaps I can be Harriet Potter? Plz gimme
advice on how to achieve this lyfelong dream of myne, tankiu!

XOXO, Harriet Potter

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